You know I'm cool when all the guys wanna be my friend.
And every little girl here, they all wanna hold my hand.
But I stole all of my songs,
I'm probably gonna get sued.
That's all right, as long as I get screwed. Yea, yea, yea...
And maybe you'll come and see us when we get real big.
Maybe you'll see us if we ever get another gig,
cause there's so many fish in the sea,
and they all look like me,
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all I'll ever be.